Excuse me, who ? Oh… Wow… LongTime Collaborator !
Now, isn’t this a surprise… It is great to hear from you, man… how have you been ? Yeah, I know, how long has it been ? Like, forever… when was last time ? Oh, yeah, now I remember… you were supposed to write the first draft of that paper… you remember, that calculation that you had told me had to be done “in a hurry”, on that “super hot” subject, on which new results would have made a “real splash”… Well, I guess that did not happen, eh ?